James is now accepting
bookings for corporate functions.
Well! Believe it or not, there's now a new
category of voters to be catered to - "Wal-Mart Moms." I kid you
not! USA Today has explained who they are. These are women who
don't really pay much attention to presidential politics until
just before the election. "Wal-Mart Moms" usually make up their
minds who to vote for just one or two days before Election Day. If
the voting is close, these "Wal-Mart Moms" could sway the
election. Oh, please! I'm so tired of it all!
For months now, we've been told - and hear constantly - that to
win the presidency Barack Obama and Mitt Romney must appease and
cater to every category of voters with an axe to grind. It's a
long list... including women, soccer moms, single moms, working
moms and the aforementioned "Wal-Mart Moms." And, of course,
African Americans, the black community and the gay community. And
they can't win without the Latino vote, the Hispanics.
You know who's not on that list? Heterosexual white males. Why is
that? Do they not count? I know they exist, I personally know of
at least two of them. They're friends of mine.
One is a conservative. He drives an eight-cylinder gas-guzzling
Ford F150 truck. The only bumper sticker he has simply says "Back
Off". To him, sensitive means his tooth hurts. He is aware of
Clint Eastwood and his favorite movie is "Dirty Harry." I saw him
a few days ago. He and his two sons, ages 14 and16, were on their
way to a "shooting range" but stopped by Chick-Fil-A for lunch.
The other one is a liberal. He drives a Volvo. His bumper sticker
says "Animals are People Too." To him, sensitive means you can't
help but cry when hearing Barbra Streisand sing "The Way We Were."
He's aware of Paul Newman and his favorite salad dressing is
"Raspberry Vinaigrette." I don't get to see him too often. He's
usually out with his wife somewhere, browsing for antiques or
Both of those guys are my friends. I love 'em. I'm not too
embarrassed to say that I know a lot of heterosexual white males.
And you shouldn't be embarrassed either. And neither should Obama
or Romney. After all, they're citizens too. Maybe their votes
could sway the election.
The U.S. Attorney Eric "Fast and Furious" Holder says requiring a
photo ID in order to vote is "an unfair burden on minority
voters." They can't participate in the political process; they are
disenfranchised. Really? I think it's much ado about nothing.
Here's the way I see it. Those who don't have a photo ID can't
purchase, lease, rent or drive a vehicle. They can't register into
a hotel or get through security clearance to get on a plane.
Without a photo ID they can't even open a bank account or cash a
check or be approved for a loan. And I'm assuming most of those
folks don't drink or smoke because, in most areas, a photo ID is
required to purchase alcohol or tobacco. Bless their hearts!
We should all have sympathy for those who have no photo ID. Not
because they can't vote once every few years, but because
evidently, they can't do anything else. They can't even purchase a
gun unless they have to deal with a thug on the street or deal
with Eric Holder. As I recall, Holder was in the gun smuggling
business for a while.
In recent months, we've heard the slogan, "Bin Laden is Dead and
General Motors is Alive!" So? I wrote one also, "Terrorism is
Alive and Well and Saturn Motors is Dead." So? Slogans are like
nursery rhymes. They're simplistic, so as to influence people with
child-like amusement who have not yet heard anything about the
real world. There's a reason children aren't allowed to vote.
Until next time,
God bless everybody and God bless America!
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