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bookings for corporate functions.
Well, here we are in yet another presidential
campaign. As it stands now, it appears that the comedy team of
Barack Obama and Joe Biden is far ahead in the Nielsen ratings
based on television viewers. And rightly so, after all, Obama has
dedicated himself to getting on as many comedy shows as possible
during the past 3 1/2 years. He has worked hard honing his bits with
David Letterman, Jay Leno, Jimmy Fallon, Ellen DeGeneres, The
View, Saturday Night Live and the State of the Union address, just
to name a few.
I'm impressed with Barack Obama. Some of the comedy routines he's
performed are hilarious. I especially liked the "Cash For
Clunkers" and the "Beer Summit" routines. He's got this new bit
he's working on. You might have heard it. The one about "being so
poor as kid he had to eat a dog". That one needs work, but give
him time. I would suggest that he name the dog and claim it was
the family pet. The viewers love that kind of stuff.
He's a brilliant politician. Notice he didn't eat a spotted owl or
a long tailed kangaroo rat or even worse, a "Happy Meal". That
would have been so politically incorrect.
I also like the fact that he throws in a little magic along with
the comedy. That trick he does about "getting the top 1% of the
taxpayers to pay more money so the other 99% can enjoy a free
ride" is impressive.
I guess there's no need to talk about Mitt Romney. The media
claims he doesn't stand a chance. According to news reports,
Romney is 18% behind in the polls with women. The pundits say the
all-important women voters will swing the election. Bless their
hearts! They're so special and there's so many of them. Some are
soccer moms, some are single moms, some are working moms, others
are stay-at-home moms and there's another percentage who don't
know who they are other than foot soldiers in the "War Against
The media tells us that the Democrats have always been better for
pandering to the women voters. And if Romney can't find a way to
pander to the women, the Republicans could lose in November.
The word pander is used constantly and very few really know what
it means. So, here goes - there's only two definitions for the
word pander in the dictionary. Definition 1) The scientific term
for pimp, a procurer of sexual favors. Definition 2) A person who
caters to or profits from the weaknesses or vices of others.
It's obvious that the Secret Service agents understand definition
number one. I assume the women voters understand definition number
two. Then there are a few people like me, who know both are the
Until next time,
God bless everybody and God bless America!