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Greetings!

The city of Detroit is bankrupt. It is the most crime-ridden, corrupt city in America. Its population of 700,000 is one third of what it was 50 years ago. Liberal Democrats have been in charge of Detroit for those 50 years. The last Republican mayor of Detroit was in 1962. Ever since then, every police chief in Detroit has been appointed by a liberal Democrat.

Ed Schultz is a liberal Democrat. Here's what he had to say: "Michigan used to be a symbol of industrial strength in manufacturing in this country. But thanks to a lot of Republicans, the city is now filing for bankruptcy ... make no mistake, Detroit is exactly what the Republicans want."

Say what? You might be thinking, "Ed Schultz is an idiot." No, he isn't. Neither is he ignorant or stupid. He's just a liberal and liberals don't think. They work for MSNBC.

Ed Schultz is the host of the "Ed Show" on MSNBC. The "Ed Show" was a Monday through Friday show for years but recently was switched to just a weekend show. The POLITICO news site said it was because of Ed's slip in ratings. Here's how Mr. Schultz responded: "POLITICO, they're nothing but a bunch of freaking whores down there in Washington. That's all they are. They don't know their ass from third base."

I guess the "W" word, whore, is acceptable. At least he didn't use the "C" word. Bill Maher can, but only when describing a female who is conservative and/or a Republican. As you know, Mr. Maher is a liberal.

Laura Ingraham is a female. She is a conservative radio talk show host. A few months ago, Mr. Schultz referred to her as a "talk slut," a "right-wing slut."

Ted Cruz is a United States Senator. He represents the great state of Texas. He was the first Hispanic Solicitor General in Texas, and as such, had the longest tenure in Texas history. He is a conservative, a Republican.

Chris Matthews is a liberal, a Democrat. He is the host of a talk show on MSNBC. Mr. Matthews had this to say about Senator Cruz: "He has a black Irish look." He compared Cruz to Pat Buchanan, Joseph McCarthy and Bill O'Reilly.

At least he didn't call Cruz a white Hispanic. He couldn't, because as you know, there's only been one white Hispanic in the history of our country - and he's hiding out somewhere in Florida. He's still getting death threats.

There was a time - a shameful time - in this country when some people were lynched before a trial, before their day in court. Now, thanks to the liberal media and other race hustlers, some want to lynch a guy who went to trial, had his day in court and was acquitted. Don't you just love liberals?

Snoop Lion a.k.a. Snoop Dogg was recently interviewed by the British newspaper "The Guardian". Here is an excerpt from that interview:

"I love Obama. How could I not love him?" says the rapper. "This motherf....r got three states smoking weed legally now..." Snoop never thought he'd see a black president in his lifetime. "I had no hope. Ain't no nigga ever going to win..."

According to The Guardian, Snoop thinks the president has brought some much-needed black style to the White House:

"Obama cleared out all the music when he got in there. He got in some Hip-Hop, some old-time Motown. He redid the refrigerator, got some ribs in there. More niggas have been in that White House the past four years than the entire amount of years (since) that motherf...r was built."

Alec Baldwin is a liberal, a Democrat. Enough Said! Evidently, he hates everybody. He can use any letter of the alphabet as often as he likes in any context, including B,F,C,N and Q. How can he get by with that? I repeat, he's a liberal.

I assume that, if Mr. Baldwin, Snoop Dogg, Ed Schultz or Chris Matthews had a cooking show on the Food Network, they'd be out of business by now.

Until next time,
God bless everybody and God bless America!



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Birmingham, AL; Athens & Gainesville, GA; N. Myrtle Beach & Camden, SC; and Salisbury, Garner & Goldsboro, NC.

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